Adumbrative notes in bullet fact form:
1. Need shorts. Its summer coming, warmer weather. Look online to search for shorts, as there is not time to shop. All the models have skinny legs and no belly. There are no shorts for almost 60's who have had three children and aren't married to the gym membership and eat cake.
2. Don't eat any more cake. Just because it's good, doesn't mean you get to keep eating it.
3. Paint more siding boards. The boards are all catawampus in the shed. Which means I have to stand on my head to get some of the places on the boards. And the boards suck up the paint which means I've made two trips already for paint, put down on list ~more trips for paint. Also, plan on hair, and person, to be covered with paint.
4. Go to bank. You wrote checks. Now you must deposit money to cover checks. Especially before Bobby gets to the bank. And the electric company gets their bill. Or the mortgage company. Or the cable. garbage man. doctor. Credit card.
5. Pack more boxes. Go to liquor store get more boxes. See if they have tequila samples today.
6. Write a letter to a Congressman or Senator protesting the high cost of drugs and insurance and complain about the new Medicare plan, as you know every old person you know is going nuts trying to figure it out and when they read it to you over the phone you want to poke a pencil in your eye because they lost you at the first sentence and you are not suppose to be an idiot, and you can now understand why there are companies formed who come out to your house to try to explain it to you. WHY would the government write something so confusing for the elderly? I have enough trouble finding my keys and my shoes everyday. Now, tell me, this is what I have to look forward to?
7. Buy Stamps.
7. Don't forget to put the mango in your green smoothie.
8. Have a sunny day.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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