I so needed a good laugh

These are answers provided by 7th to 12th graders on exams. Laughter is good for the body, soul and spirit. See if these don't make you laugh ~

On the subject of Science:

• "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

• "H₂O is hot water, and CO₂ is cold water."

• "To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube."

• "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."

• "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."

• "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

• "The largest organ in the human body is the head."

• "Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."

• "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

• "A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

• "The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."

• "Germinate means to become a naturalized German."

• "The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off."

• "A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky."

• "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

• "To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in."

• "The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation."

• "The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours."

• "Algebracial symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."

• "We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and the study of rocks."

• "The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now."

• "English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse."

• "People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."

• "Humans are more intelligent than beasts because human branes have more convulsions."

• "If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."

• "A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."