College Answers

• The following are real answers from college students on exams.
  
• The subject - Music
  
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• "The piano finishes off the piece."

• "[Beethoven] went death but still kept on writing and producing music. He wrote one more symphony after his death."

• "Smetana suffered the same fate as Beethoven and went death."

• "The computer-generated sounds came in with a screeching nose."

• "It was the most fun self-culturing experience I have endured."

• "Shania Twain, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson." -- A student naming "three female vocal ranges, from low to high."

• "Claude Debussy weekend the tonality."

• "The piece continues on with shirt notes."

• "[I was] uninterested in leaving before I could here more."

• "The cello and harpsichord were playing in a very fast beast."

• "Now tuba, Trump bone, and French horn play..."

• "I enjoyed the song immensely and was pretty."

• "It was fun to recognize the Rhonda format and predict what forms would be coming up next."

• "It started out with all the instruments giving out a welcoming horning."

• "[It] ends with all of them playing a short long note."

• "The movement ends with a final foul note."

• "The trumpets play tonged notes."

• "I really like how they would sometimes hold their beat and jump to the other."

• "[The group played] the Second Suite in F by Gustav Hoist."

• "The third movement was a lower pitched, the flute as if it represented one person and the orchestra a few others, the harsh tones and the melancholy feeling that felt as the orchestra with its brass section the cymbals and the strings all expressed a very angry and vengeful melody."

• "When the tempo got fast it got me in an exiting mood."

• "[Meter is] how many beats may be heard before one is stressed."

• "The melody was plaid for the most part."

• "This piece got my attention from begging to end."

• "The horn blowed the piano."

• "Robert Schumann wanted to become a virtuoso but became a composer because of a disabling finger."

• "The orchestra sounds like they [are] not worming up yet."